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Parody - My Dick's Gone Crazy

This is the story about a girl named Slutty.

Early morning, she wakes up
With a moan, moan, moan from the bed
It's time for make-up, see through clothes The horror all the pimps are waiting for
They go...
"Isn't she slutty, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say...

She's so sluty, she's a slut
But she cries,cries, cries every night in bed, thinking...
This guy isn't very good,
But at least I get paid right?

Full of herself, full of plastic
and every guy thinks she is fantastic
But she really makes me wanna throw up
Annoying is her siging , and she keeps on winning
Will someone please make her stop
They go...

"Isn't she slutty, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say...

She's so sluty, she's a slut
But she cries,cries, cries every night in bed, thinking...
This guy isn't very good,
But at least I get paid right?

Best slut, and the winner is...Sluty!"
"I'm Justin Timberfake for Guys Who Do Slutty standing outside the arena waiting for Sluty."
"Oh my god...here she comes!" "Sluttty!

Isn't she sluty, this Hollywood girl?
She is so sluty, but why does she cry?
If there are pimps missing in her life
At least she still gets paid right?

She's so sluty, she's a slut
But she cries,cries, cries every night in bed, thinking...
This guy isn't very good,
But at least I get paid right.